On the 5th day in June twenty sixteen,
Cork City will be witness to things never before seen.
The venue is sure to be one of the greats, Patricks Hill is the venue for this Red Bull Soap Box Race.
Teams will patiently wait at the top of this majestic hill,
Ensuring their soapbox is ready and fits the bill.
Boaty mac boat face, chatter box and Donalds trumps wig,
Are just a snippet of those entering this world famous gig.
Of the 70 teams that will race down Patricks Hill that day,
Mr Sir Sofishticated will surpass them in every way.
A sophisticated fish and his blushing bride in white
Will tie the knot aloft the hill then race down with all their might.
Away down the hill the crowds will cheer with their red bull cans in tow,
Towards Panna they'll race and across the line in hopes of cliff diving they will go.
So to cross off seeing a posh giant fish race down a hill from your bucket list of life.
Come to Patricks Hill on June the 5th,
To watch Mr Fish marry his true love and alas be know as The Fish Wife.